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Let's Talk Health Care

Written 01/12/11

I came across this article (can no longer work after 3 pm, it seems) that talks about a Palestinian child who was injured and is now paralyzed as a result of an Israeli air strike on Islamic Jihad in her neighborhood.  It is a tragic, albeit, ineluctable circumstance of war.  The reason i found this article interesting is because, after much deliberation, Israel has decided to allow her to remain in Israel proper with her family instead of sending her back to Gaza, which is what seemed would happen over the past few months.  the reason that it is imperative that she stay in Israel is because Israel is completely footing the bill for her medical care, and is paying rent on a Jerusalem apartment for her father and brother.  To this, certain groups have the following to say:

Physicians for Human Rights, which advocated for her in Israeli courts, welcomed the decision but said there are hundreds of other Palestinians injured in Israeli military actions who claim compensation and want access to medical treatment.

I would challenge these motherfuckers to name one country that would provide medical care and housing in their own capital city, free of charge, to an innocent civilian injured during a war. I wouldnt be surprised if you couldnt find one case similar to this one.

Consider this.  What if an israeli was injured and that israeli was taken in by the Hamas? Do you think that the Israeli would be provided for, or do you think he would be held hostage, tortured, isolated Dnd eventually be decapitated in a propoganda video and his body mutilated?

This is yet another disturbing example of the double standard that exists when it comes to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.  Israel goes above and beyond, yet she is set upon for not doing enough. 

That would be like chastising a shoplifter at safeway while Jared Loughner is shooting up the parking lot.  It's when people allow themselves to remain ignorant to these situations that Israel is villified on a world stage.  it is unheard of for a warring entity to provide this kind of care for a victim of war - innocent or not.  what Israel did today exemplifies her humanity and commitment to peace, but all anyone reads into it is that "oh, it's not enough.  Israel should take every injured Palestinian into its hospitals"

Hey, wait - if the Palestinians were there before the Jews, where the fuck are their hospitals? They had 5,000 years to build one and couldn't?

Now, why was this girl injured to begin with? 

Islamic Jihad was using a platform near her home to launch missle attacks into israel.  The IDF alerted residents that their neighborhood was now a war zone, and the IDF would have to neutralize terrorist activity in the area.  the IDF warned residents to flee for their safety.  Israel did not choose the location or circumstances of the conflict, but she will be damned if she is going to allow her citizens to be attacked and terrorized because islamic militants choose to use a residential area as a launchpad for attacks.  well, anyways, the IDF warned reisdents in arabic, hebrew and english to get out of dodge until the conflict was over.  According to Palestinian testimony, whenever residents tried to flee, Islamic gunmen would force them back into their homes hoping that their presence would dissuade the IDF from taking action.  Again, this is a state that has to either win the war, or disappear.  It's not like if Egypt or Syria or Lebanon loses a war and they lose everything they put on the table and cease to exist.  The war against Israel is a war for her existence, as her enemy has sworn in their charter that they will not rest until every "Jew is driven into the sea". 

Israel is fighting a war of circumstances now, and they are not on her terms, rather those of the type who have launched over two attacks per day into israel since the start of 2011.  Things have gotten so extreme in fact, that the Egyptians and others in the Arab League have warned Hamas to scale things back due to concerns that eventually the Israelis are going to have to respond to these attacks.  This kind of behavior reminds me of a little cousin who keeps on picking fights with the big cousin, gets his ass kicked, goes home, cries to mommy, mommy yells at big cousin, little cousin starts instigating agani a week later.  It's juvenile behavior.  You would never expect anyone not to defend their interests, be it a big cousin, a single Jew or the nation of Israel.  Just so happens that in this case, the stakes are a bit higher on both sides.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2011/01/12/AR2011011203069.html

A Memo To Egyptian Protesters

Dear Egyptian Demonstrators -

Please do not damage the pyramids.  We will not rebuild them.

Sincerely,

The Jews

 

And My Machine She's A Dud, Stuck In The Mud Somewhere In The Swamps Of Jersey

Out On Top

Flag Of Piracy Flew From My Mast

Credit to ET on the cop car.  What a shot!!

Bat-news!

Ok, so I'm sure by now that we are all aware that both Anne Hathaway and Tom Hardy have been cast in the new bat-picture The Dark Knight Rises as Catwoman and Bane.  Upon the announcement of their casting, it was widely believed that that would be it as far as the heavy hitters go.  Well, I guess we were all wrong because now it looks like the great Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Inception, 500 Days of Summer, 3rd Rock From The Sun) is in talks to join the cast.  There is no word yet as to who he might play, but speculatino ranges from Edward Nygma (known popularly as The Riddler), Dr. Hugo Strange and even Dick Grayson / Robin, despite director Christopher Nolan's assurances that Robin would still be in diapers at this early point in the career of the Caped Crusader.

Obviously, I consider this all to be the stuff of rumor mills until we hear word from somebody directly involved, but this isn't one of those far-out rumors (Yul Brynner starring as Batgirl), so it does hold some water.  If this is true, Gordon-Levitt would be an outstanding addition to an already phenomenal cast. 
The way things currently stand we have a cream of the crop cast including returning cast members Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne / Batman - Bale was out of this world in The Fighter - he takes his work to another level.  We've got the great veteran Michael Caine as Alfred, the immutable Gary Oldman as Commissioner Gordon and Morgan Freeman as Lucious Fox.  Throw those guys in the ring with the gorgeous Hathaway and the incredible Tom Hardy and you've got youself a hell of an ensemble to work with. 
As always: In Nolan We Trust.

Play Time's Over

OK, my time off was great, but I think we all agree that it's time I made my triumphant return to the sad, lonely world of the globber.
I'm guessing it's too late to go about wishing everybody a Happy New Year, right? Well fuck you, then.  I ain't gettin' paid for this.
Anyways, I fully expect viewership to be at an all time low, but I'm sort of used to that already, so don't feel too bad.  My life sucks a lot more for a lot of different reasons.  Pity me for those.
What's the difference between myself and Christopher Reeve?
I'm back on the horse.
(My apologies to all those that I just offended.  Even I hate myself for making that joke. Terrible.)

I Pushed B-52 And Bombed Them With The Blues

From The Tenement Window A Transistor Blasts