I don't really know what these are, or where they came from, but, awesome.

Just found out that I can post directly from my iPhone.

Internet Life Where I'm This Really Cool Guy: 1

Real Life: 0

And just because I have to, Winnie Fucking Cooper:

Not that any of you give a shit at this point, but, did you know that Little Gwendolyn published an original mathematical theorem? Yeah, I know. I don't care either.