THIS... IS... 'FRISCO!!!!!

I'm not even gonna talk about the Yankees. Even if I tried, I don't think anyone would ever be able to make sense of the things I would say. No, now, I'm gonna talk about the Giants. The San Francisco Giants. I have earned my right to enjoy this, and I will be pulling for my SF Giants in the Fall Classic (that means World Series, Robby).  I will also be taking full credit for the Giants' success, as they have made the World Series within two seasons of my having joined the [fan] club. I am also the guy who suggested they re-sign Juan Uribe, who they acquired mid season last year, and I have been a big proponent of his ever since, particularly in predicting, and thus, directly partaking in his game-winning home run in the eighth inning of game 6 of the NLCS.  I also argued for the Cody Ross trade, singling him out for the Giants as a key piece in a (then unlikely) playoff run.
I fucking love this team, and they're a fun team to watch and root for. They've got guys like King Leonidas as their closer, Kung Fu Panda as their third baseman, Juan Uribe who could play great ball at any position. Fuck, you could put Uribe on the moon and he'd still be clutch. They've got the Freak, their two time reigning Cy Young Award Winner, and a catcher named Buster. What's not to like? Fuck Texas.  They've got a bunch of cokeheads, a black Elvis who isn't even a midget, and future glorious Yankee, current dirty bastard hired mercenary Cliff Lee.
Go Giants, man. It's old school.

This Is Perfection.

A 23 year old chick built this. I know I preach primarily to doctors and lawyers, but, gentlemen? We waste our lives.

In Memoriam

2010 Dallas Cowboys Season

September 12th, 2010 - October 25th, 2010.

Dead and buried.

Police sketch of the suspected killer.

The best part about this, besides for the Giants establishing themselves? I just had the pleasure of watching Tony Romo try and run a press conference under the influence of about five percocet.

I've Made a Huge Discovery

From now on, periods shall be known as "Shark Week."

This Is How I Feel

I Hate Everything.

I Got On It And My Shirt Got Caught

"Hey Kid, You Think That's Oil? Man, That Ain't Oil, That's Blood."

What?!

It's Just a Giant T-Rex With Wings

Imagine a Giraffe.  Now imagine it had 30-foot wings.  Now imagine that it has none of the faggy qualities of a giraffe, and only the terrifying size of a giraffe.  Now imagine it's got teeth a foot long and razor sharp.  I know what you're thinking.  "Maybe I can run from it."  This motherfucker can fly 10,000 miles in one fucking journey.  In fact, most flights that this horrifying creature would take burned off an average of about 160 lbs in energy.  That's a human. 
See This?

Yeah, you know - that huge bird looking thing with a grown dinosaur in its mouth?  Thats a standard Pterosaur.  I'm talking about Giant Pterosaurs.
These collosal monstrosities could chase you across multiple continents. 
Look, I don't know what it is that end up doing the dinosaurs in, but I'm fucking glad it happened.

Good Old Follow-Up Post

This relates to my last post on cable blackouts.  Most of us are effected by it, but don't know what to do about it.  One thing you can do is join the Sports Fans Coalition which is based out of DC and lobbys on behalf of people like us who just want to watch their ballgames.  I signed up and I urge you to do the same.  The more names in their "coalition" the more potential voters a politician sees, and that's how you get things done.  Bitches.