Well, fuck me silly, that was easy. You know something? I've always thought that the more accessible something is, the less important it is. Yes, I'm looking at you, polio vaccine. Jonas Salk was nothing more than a chemical engineering pimp in a pink hat (Note to Jonas Salk's descendants: Sorry). More specifically though, I'm referring to this. This website, this page, this compendium, of sorts. Call it whatever you want, but DON'T! And i said DON'T call it a fucking bl*g. I hate that word. Anyways, back to my original point. This glob was way to easy to put together. Nothing should be this easy. Why should any moron with an internet connection be allowed to publish their work online, for the whole fucking world to see? Not even Jesus had this kind of outlet. Fuck that, I might as well say it: I'm officially bigger than Jesus.
Even after months of deliberation and erratic thought, I still have no idea what I'm doing here, or what I plan to accomplish. I guess my reason for doing this is simply peer pressure. Yeah, well, that and an urge to slowly brainwash a large enough contingent so that I have an army of millions prepared to die for me. You know, like Oprah. Shit, why couldn't I just be a black chick? Oprah, Michelle Obama, Kanye. The list of influential black women is endless.
Now here's a matter of some concern, not that it seems to concern anybody else who keeps a webpage, but am I actually qualified enough to be keeping my own "glob"? Now, I'll concede that I'm nowhere near responsible enough, but that was never under debate. But, if there is one thing I'm qualified to do, it's to spew an unmitigated flow of completely unrelated and useless information in a manner most entertaining. What kind of information am I talking about? Well, I see no reason, and have no intention to limit it, but frequent topics that I might touch on would likely include:
